Haha! Dan Brown, the junkfood entertainer, being hated by linguist elitists. The world is in order! And Dan Brown probably owns an island by now while the grumpy grammar fascists are suing the world for being exposed to Timbaland going "Can you handle me the way I are?" Don't get me wrong, I don't find Dan Brown's writing to be the brightest bulb, but hey.. I'd prefer an entertaining idiot over an intellectual crybaby if I had to. • Sandra Burman